This is umbrella by Muji (无印良品)But i think it's for kids.... T_T nooo.... i want!! Melbourne need this sort of umbrella!! There's days when the rain is actually not big but the wind!! People who ace in holding umbrella more or less realize u need to tilt umbrella slightly to a side (usually the direction that wind blown) to effectively block off rain and keep the upper part of the body dry (lower part? sorry... it's unavoidable esp if big rain.... u can get a raincoat and rain boots....) When walk v. fast, it's same as riding a bike in rain, ur back somehow miraculously seems dryer than the front... same theory apply during windy rain day + walk fast, so i tend to tilt forward but that also mean i can't see my front.... that little window above is really a good idea hahaha~ but it also mean this umbrella is useless in sunny day i guess.... UV went straight thru =.= So sunny hot day we need this!!! 林心如在微博上share的雨伞,上頭網裡面帶風扇的!超想要,country like malaysia need umbrella like this!!
Some sort of new features gmail offer, this thing pop out yesterday when i logged in... so i clicked.... now am been the white mouse, trying it out hehehe~
Here a youtube from gmail explaining what the hell is this priority inbox thing and how it works
Gmail definately sooo much better than Microsoft and Yahoo, even spam box look clean (and i register all sort of stuff with this account, use it even more frequent than i use Microsoft), yahoo filter out the spam well but the amount of junk mail i have is astonishing =.= but at least they r not in my inbox~
Microsoft is the worst of all, up to a point i have the urge to delete the account!! if it's not for the messenger, i would delete that account man! it's getting annoying! those spam! unknown, dunno where the hell it come from spam been reducing after i sweep out and block them from sending me message eternally been working, but could do better, as for the one from friends who account kena virus for like since forever, i mark them as spammer now..... thinking to block them soon... That sweep function is also new stuff, introduced last month i think~ i wish i know how to create computer virus and stuff, would love to send one back to those spammer machine, toast the whole @#$% system!!
Having an good April fool? for me it's just another day to sleep in + nap again (gosh! whole day gone by sleeping~ )
Anyway got some doggy funny photo to share. Poor fire hose~ kena abuse~ wrong angle~ dunno why she even have that idea~ This is stupid! by the time we see the stone doing all that the thing it 'forecast' already happening!! Is this telling us that's how the man in jail relieve one of their natural demand? haha it's cute to see a camel at a parking space~ but must said this pic a bit bias, not every Arabian or middle east people r terrorist and i doubt they ride camel lah, prob the benz in the pic is the one they drive~ Saw this picture couple of time edi, so black people who's too black got this sort of problem ah~ AND FINALLY gosh this is disturbing hahahaha
My friend share this funny video via FB very interesting + funny, involved some R18+ there hahaha, aiyah make me pity the poor semen from what it said before it launch~
My cousin have recently posted this on our FB. This movie look cheap and lousy yea but somehow Taiwan commercial even sillier~
That " 热闹的园游会就要变成一盘人肉沙西米。。。。 它不用配wasabi” (a crowded playground is becoming a human's sashimi and it doesn't need wasabi to go along with the sashimi) WAHAHA.... sooo funny XD esp how the person saying it.... for people who dunno chinese it's prob not as funny anymore
Well even though we all kinda know this but we have been hopping that it might, with some care and blessing from God, that it can live a little bit longer~ then i read this.... shud i rejoice that my laptop gonna celebrate it's 3rd b'day soon? (and hopeful the 4th next year)
The article said:" in the first three years of ownership, nearly a third of laptops (31 percent) will fail"hmm the fail here mean, send in for repair or die, cos if send in to repair then yeah, me, Siew mo, ZW, Ed, Angela all done that, Vanya's HP gonna visit one or kena discard soon (rich people that one, crazy a bit edi gonna change it, not like us kena struggle - send it to repair hoping to pull him/her back from the gate of scrap metal)
"Some highlights about how, why, and which laptops fail:
> 20.4 percent of failures are due to hardware malfunctions. 10.6 percent are due to drops, spills, or other accidental damage.
> Netbooks have a roughly 20 percent higher failure rate due to hardware malfunctions than standard laptops. The more you pay for your laptop, the less likely it is to fail in general (maybe because you're more careful with it?).
> The most reliable companies? A shocker: Toshiba and Asus, both with below a 16 percent failure rate due to hardware malfunction.
> The least reliable brands? Acer, Gateway, and HP. HP's hardware malfunction rate, the worst in SquareTrade's analysis, is a whopping 25.6 percent.
Want to keep your notebook running for longer than a few years? Ensure your laptop is as drop-proofed as possible (use a padded bag or case, route cords so they won't be tripped on, lock children in another room), and protect it as best you can from heat and dust."
Okie i probably agree with expensive one last longer cos we sayang it more the $$ eh, so maybe i shud had throw in a couple more hundred in and get myself a Sony?? but of cos i sayang my Acer even though it's not as expensive as Sony's, i broke the Cd/DVD thing which is probably not my fault, i mean come on before the flight, it play music just fine, after some x-ray, it die, didn't even drop it, heat it etc Now the typical 'old' pc problem lah, getting slow, webcam die for no reason (didn't even use it leh), then some software, most noticeable one, the burn cd programme jst go crazy itself and require to reinstall everytime i wanna use it, darn it~ The slowness probably indicating i need a bigger ram, i mean i edi do whatever i can inside to make it fast, after seeing Angela's toshiba, i feel so much better now, at least my Acer is way faster hahaha~ but now balik using the home new pc, aiyoh Acer lagging lah~ i gave up... as long as it don't slow till cannot do anything, i jst live with it like that lah, the more i fix the more gila it get later
Anyway back to the article and apparently, Acer is in the list of unreliable!! and Toshiba one, don't really get that sentence, mean it's reliable or not, what's the shocking refer? (oh no my englrissh is gone bad liao~) Looking at Lala's toshiba, i still think my Acer better than her's leh~ and hmm... Compaq and Dell not on the list, maybe i should try Compaq and Dell next time? but dell kinda boring lah the design.... as for HP eh no comment... Asus i heard it's cheap if we go buy in taiwan, and made in taiwan forever sound better than made in china lah~ no this is not bias, it's the fact for electronic goods from my past experience, whatever make in china just die faster, like my mp3s. Now am using Made in Korea one, quite nice :P but no more made in korea phone for me, my LG is stupid! Vanya's LG make both of us a bit extra sensitive to the silence on phone cos her phone always secretly cut the line itself! It's sucks when it make u go on and on talking for another 2-3 mins before u discover the other is not listening cos the line is cut! (off topic again~)
The advice, the first one can easily done if exercise with care, as for the heat, kinda impossible if we are in Malaysia and don's have aircorn (for those live in dorm) or don have $$ to open aircorn all day~ me belong to use fan in daytime kinda people. As for dust, eh me pretty sure my laptop is full of it, and there's nothing i can done here, blame the pollution.
Okay this is totally random, was watching Lucky star and in one of the episode there something about sushi horoscope and i got curious and go google up and Wah!! there's really such a website exist. The website is in Japanese so u either guess guess or go find a translate website and got ur result translate bah. (For Colis, u can consider asking ya sis for translation bah hehe~)
Warning: most of the translation website i try has very bad translation hahaha it's a bit off and the sentence come out weird =_=. I use this website.
So basically for the test, u choose sushi plate, according to ur guts or personal preference like which plate you want to eat first, there's no rule as to not choose the same plate again and again, so if you feel like you want to eat more than one plate of salmon or shirmp you can choose them again and again, depend on you really and when you are done click on the tea cup for result.
If you wanna gebo my result is as following lah: (mah guess the meaning urself bah for i also don't understand much about it hahaha, jst wanna see what sushi i am... hehe) hmm... copy and paste didn't end up nice but oh well click this link for original result bah: http://moura.jp/uranai/sushi/result.html?1&4&2&0&1
Ahem, as been told by Siew mo and See yi, it seems that those Taylor swift youtube doesn't work in Malaysia!! shock!! never know youtube also got region one?? Be can u watch it in Thai?? i always think whole world can see it!! The video i put up is from Taylor Swift official Youtube site so probably that's why?? i thought official mean better mah~ can support the true owner.... now that it seems like there's copyright and limit for australian niah.... I go search for Substitute, u can go try again by go youtube urself or click the music label on my blogger to link u to the post bah~ I definately recommend u listen to the Jon Schmidt video on Love stories post, The piano and Cello version of Love Story meets Viva la vida is really good! The music stuck in my brain for a while~
As for Siew mo can't leave comment problem, dunno why u alone cannot, it seems long long ago, eh... i think before i come back to Melb u can leave msg leh~~ haha try use ur other email see, i know i close the open Id function etc cos my diary part really quite boring personal seft satisfied complain and daily stuff hahaha don't want it to be view by too many stranger cos i dunno how to add lock to some of thr post in blogger, i know Xanga got that function and enable some post to only be able to view by friends. Blogger need improvement on this probably...
One of the random article read from Yahoo regarding these nice house located in awful location. ( the reasons varies for each case) And that could easily make the house market price goes down and some people are willing to put out with the bad location for the nice house since they could never afford one like that in good location. It's an interesting article to read though. Among the house they talked about personally i think this house is not that bad lah. You just has to accept the fact that the train is ur neighbour and it goes thorugh ur front yard. The reason i said it's not tha bad is cos the train only run pass it once or at most twice a day, so really not much effect. (but then again it also telling u how remote this place is!) The location, the house, all sort of remind me of the trip to puffing billy with Be, her aunt and cousin. Ahh~ brings back memory, i wanna go there again.... it's really nothing special about it, very ordinary kampung area of a western country, soo ordinary that we would easily overlook it's beautiful and quite atmosphere and scene. It's probably not a place we usually desire to go but it is a very nice getaway trip for u to enjoy when u want to go to somewhere natural.
some picture from the puffing billy trips
When the women said "The conductor always waves, It almost counts as a charming defect.” in that article, its really brings back memories, residents around the train route or random pass by person, even those in the car, will all wave at you when the train goes by (since people taking the train all randomly wave at everyone hahaha, and hmm... i remember we did that too when we went for hostel trip back in my boarding school life in NZ) Resident around would come to watch the train too~~ It's almost unforgivable to urself for u to not join in and take part and enjoy the silly waving too hahaha~
Well it's not necessary have to go take trip such as puffing billy to enjoy such atmosphere, can simply take train to any more remote area then take bus there (like the trip to tulips farm back then) that one will jst cost u bus fare for a day but of cos have to make sure got friend to get lost with and at least check and know how to go home hahaha the worst is get lost for a while mah, am very used to it, I NEED ADVENTUROUS FRIENDS!! people all not as siao and random as me here T_T only Be can put up with that side of me and enjoy it hahaha but by far it's all fun mah, for both of us~ this holiday gonna drag vanya to go with me!! Since me promise go beach with her (yesh beach in the winter! hahaha we jst wanna enjoy the sea view... probably try other beach, been to chelsea edi this year so it's not that tempting for me edi....) i wonder why we always wanna go beach last time but never go ah Be?? haha we always end up more tempted to food and city life and malls?? hahaha
One of the random piece of news i stumble across when i was checking out my balance credit on my 3 mobiles and go use my free unlimited news package (rugi if i don't use it, and now internet for peak hour is slow -_- though not as terrible as what i experience last year).
Anyway KLIA still maintain as one of the top world best airport. This year winner is Seoul Incheon though follow by the unbeatable Hong Kong and Singapore Changi. I wanna see Changi airport!! haven't been there leh!! (go singapore go via Johor these day.... cheaper mah and i haven't go singapore for years... no purpose to go there)
If you look at the winner by category Singapore still the best overall, been listed as one of the top 3 in most category. As for KLIA of all the thing, it get rank no 1 for immigration service -_-|| Wonder by immigration they refer to that passport check section only or including the quarantine. If quarantine we r indeed very nice, jst some scanning not like SOME country here, can literally took u almost 1 and a half hour to clear immigrant. (and we don't have dog running around sniffing u as well) KLIA also get nominated as best staff service. Staff include the luggage handling?? if so this so not true!! I have heard N incident of luggage got 'broke' into. Lucky we all experience traveller and is wise enough not to put anything worth stealing in there. My own experience my luggage go happy on KLIA luggage belt while i went to my transit flight to Sibu. -_-|| ever since the incident i make sure i check with transit counter that my luggage is coming with me not happy at KL when i went back to Sibu edi.
For best airport by region in Pacific, Auckland rank 1 follow by brisbane and then melbourne, so sydney and perth airport even worst than Melbourne O_O!! that's a surprise~ Melbourne airport is very ordinary. As for Auckland one well it is better than Melbourne lah, bigger but that's this one thing i don't like about it and now they get smarter and change it edi. In Nz there is such thing as departure fee, after u finish check in you don't go joy joy shop around or sit around daydream at ur flight gate just yet, u have to go line up to pay if no mistake $25 departure fee. Last year they change this for Auckland, now all flight fly from Auckland the departure fee is include in the ticket edi. Every airport charge some sort of fee but have to go pay purposely is mafan eh!! (But really this departure fee thing is ridiculous, why would u wanna charge people to leave ur country, imagine u go watch cinema and after u finish at the exit they ask you to pay to get out -_-, people sure come out with weird idea to tax people ah~)
Anyway if you are interested or too boring got nothing better to do you can check out the site, the source where all these info in this article from: http://www.worldairportawards.com/
I found myself been constant picking on people small small fault in my mind lately, like when my AIS lecture pronounce Privacy as Pre-vacy, my company report lecture pronounce Benefit as "B"nefit. I know i know everybody not perfect in language, even me speak tend to mispronounce words but maybe i was expecting the person with the Doctoral degree lecturing in English speaking coutry can speak properly when they r teaching hundreds of people in university.
Just like how i might claim some people don't understand me, i also can't understand some people too and the best example will be my housemate. It's been freezingly cold for the last few days due to some mysterious reason (another one of the Melbourne crazy weather cycle), on sunday, monday and tuesday we were having 6degree (at night) + crazy 60km/h freezing cold wind outside and on those day, it's very NORMAL to turn on heater for a while to warm up the room a bit BUT what i don't understand is why they on the heater almost WHOLE day today when itoday is consider significant cool and nice, it's 18degree!! If can bear with 6degree then why not with 18!! I shall prepare myself and give my little weak heart some strengthening potion when we got our bill of the month.... When in autumn/winter just DRESS and Act like it's winter rather than insist of wearing short and singlet in 14degree day and complain it's cold, of cos it's cold if u dress like that u dumbass!
So moi is currently in dehydrating mode thanks to some people, my skin feels so dry and itchy, and been drinking lot's of lot's of water for my mouth and throat feel dry and thisty all the time and moi been running to toilet N time due to drink to0 much, ai~ baka body, just absorb the darn water i drink and stop this dyhydate like sydrome instead of channeling it out!
Anyway it's been a while that i last have a dream and sort of remember it when i wake up, i usually wake up and don't recall having dreams. This afternoon i got a random disgusting dream that make me feel the WTH and wake up. By saying that i obviously been having a long lazy nap (ie i didn't nap cos i tired or what, i just been plain lazy and fall asleep while i lie in my bed hahaha which explain why am still wide awake at 1am typing this post now) Anyway i don't remeber the detail of the dream much but i do remember which part that wake me up. The part is eh me, my sis, and my 2 cousin were in my uncle car and we are on the road dunno go where hahaha and dunno which country that dream is set but anyway it's random meaningless dream that don't even have a storyline. During the drive suddenly a huge truck been acting weird and overtake us but slow and stop, as we didn't expect it to overtake and stop suddenly the only solution to not kiss the truck ass is to switch and drive to the other lane (in the dream there there's no logical anyway so no need to worry that there's another car driving closely to u on the next lane hahaha)
And it is during the "hurry go to next lane" progress that we saw the reason why the truck act like that, it seems like a person has got under the wheel of the truck, eh it's the one of the leg get stuck to the wheel when the wheel of a big truck run over it (minced it lah) and the whole body get pull in kinda death, disgusting!! can see his other leg that didn't get mince is sticking out from the wheel, didn't see what happen to the head though since we move to nxt land, in reliaty even if that happen and u stop the car i bet u won't go see how's the body lah haha esp when we r not use to that sort of gross accident. I don't know why got that gross part but i know why truck suddenly appear in my dream. My that dream is hmm pretty much not much sound/voice/noise there but i heard the sound of the truck. That sound is what i hear in reality and my brain just decided to add truck to that dream after i hear that sound in my sleep mode!! The truck sound is from the big road, i live off the big road it's normal to sometime hear the truck sound, dunno why got few it's particular loud. Ai... saiyade got disgusting dream cos of that.... anyway dunno is it cos i saw too many gross vision or that it's just a dream that i couldn't be bother (emotionally) I went back to sleep again straight after the WTH feeling (ie around 3-5 minutes am back in dreamland).
Mah i shall end it here for this post before it get any longer~
I just never get tired with all these quizzes hehe~ here's another one, well at least this one not as random as some of the one in facebook -_- Get to know yourself better Eh, the question sound very familiar, like one of those i get in forward mails... below is my result:
Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can. (uhu~ want to study very hard hahaha but can't cos too lazy and always prefer to be 'hardworking' on stuff that irrelevant to study)
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
My mum was warning me for this Conficker virus thing (she heard from the news) that would strike on this April fool. As a serious computer/internet addict during my stay in Australia, this matter a lot to me. Can't imagine my life if my pc die and i was throw into a life with no pc. I can literally die, academically or mentally. And so i went to google up more information about this virus thing and found this article.
It did state in the article that "There is no reason to believe that there will be any instructions for Conficker to receive on 1 April,They could just as easily be delivered on 2 April, 4 April, 25 May or never." and "Conficker may not activate immediately, preferring to lie in wait before receiving further orders to avoid scrutiny. "
So i guess avoid going online on April fool won't do any good too =_=" and the best thing to do is to have a up-to-date antivirus software and firewall as well as don't randomly click on an unknown link or download any suspicious looking file and recklessly open it.
Speaking of the link, Gah, am quite annoyed with that msn virus that some people still 'breed', hate to get those link! Me used to be one of the victim but somehow got rid of it when i change my msn password, thank god it's not 'living' with me forever! My pc just 'recover' from the lagging problem, i don't need another virus attack on this pc. I need it to live till i graduate eh!!
Today siew wen is mass forward stuff to me hehehe and there's few good one that i think nice to share with (as well as use as post here hahaha)
This one is a bit gross but funny and really make u =_="
'Hello?'
'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
***Brief Pause***
Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
***Brief Pause.***
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it Daddy' And what happened honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool ?? We dont have a swimming pool !! Ah, is this 486-5731 ??'
See yi forward this to me~ just thinking of sharing it cos usually i get the Ah Beng one, this is the first time i got Sardar one but the joke is similar to what we usually read from Ah beng~
Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear ________(the last person who left a comment in your blog/journal):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,-Your name
-Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue- Our romance is over Red- Our affair is over White- I'll join the monastery Black- I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2.Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup onWhite - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scared Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teethBrown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - How awful I've felt Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Hate your guts C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain