Sunday, March 14, 2010

Darn spider!

Last night i was sitting in front my precious laptop like as nerd (as usual) when my biggest fear suddenly ascending next to my head! 靠幺的!突然降下来就算了,还在那里转来转去的!I like to sit on my bed when using laptop. So in front of me is table + laptop, my right hand side is the wall + head of my bed + window, behind me is another side of the wall + pillow i use as cushion + my bears and penguin. And the @#$ is at my left side! am corned!! Lucky it drop down next to my head NOT the middle or i seriously will kick my laptop away and climb on the table to run!

Took me 10s to let up a small yell and run, so now u know just how scared i am to these 8 legs freak! if it were a lizard or cockroach or whatever other common insect lah i won't be that scared. I would just get shocked and recover within 10s and began to shoo/hunt them to revenge on them for scaring me. (Usually i would hunt if i found weapon to murder them~) but for the freak i must run first, calm down, seek long weapon (so distant between me and them is kept) to kill!

Cos i was deadly scared by it, and there's no time to find better weapon (cos i don't want it to touch my bed) i whacked it using my sleeper.... which last last week i also use to murder 8-10 flies.... (jilaka landlord open door wide wide and 'welcome' many flies in) Anyhow, to my horror, 2 of it's leg putus and fall on my bed AHHHHH! i use tissues to clean out the body and instantly send it to my rubbish bin which was later instantly threw to the big bin outside!

My heart couldn't calm down, beating like i gonna have sudden cardiac arrest or sth, call up Vanya to complain so i can 发泄 my annoyance~ also talk to Be on msn~ cos of the scared i was very sleepy before it come, after the visit i couldn't sleep until 2 hrs later. RIP spider, it's your own fault for scaring me! next time don't be spider! u wanna have 8 legs be octopus or squid, at least they look okay and they r nice to eat, don't be such disgusting thing that don't fit the description of either animal or insect!

Yeah i know, so much for a little spider, but no choice, i memang takut spider so what~ and yesh am not very girlish, am typical scorpion who will 'treat' u as how u treat me, fufufufu~

1 comment:

~ BeBe ~ said...

i love your idea " u wanna have 8 legs be octopus or squid " hahaha!!